Facebook is not for those with obsessive-compulsive disorder; as it's practically impossible to keep people from crapping all over your Wall.
Facebook is not for those with paranoid personality disorder; as any cryptic status message would therefore be interpreted as a personal attack against them.
Facebook is not for those with major depressive disorder; as one's news feed is a continuous reminder of how annoyingly happy the rest of the world is.
Facebook is not for those who desperately try to find meaning; as more intelligence can be found at the back of a can of soup.
Facebook is not for those with low self-esteem; as everyone on it appears to be successful, content, and most of all, not alone.
1 comment:
amen, moe. you couldn't have said it any better. people should just get a life, read a book, or better yet grab some good old beer.
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