The New Hire Darwin Awards

There's one in every class. The genius trainee who deserves a Darwin Award. The interesting thing is, it's almost always the same guy. Holler, fellow Trainers.

1. The one who manages to lock their Windows profile out, every goddamned day.
2. The one who is adamant that their headphones aren't working, but is really on mute.
3. The one who says they typed their password correctly, but has their Caps Lock on.
4. The one who hits enter fifty-one times, thinking number fifty-two will do the trick.
5. The one who forgets to turn their monitor on, and reports their computer is busted.